I dreamt that I’m bestfriends with Demi Lovato and she was telling me about the guy he loves. And guess who’s the guy? IT’S CHANNING FREAKING TATUM and I was like, “yeah he’s better than the guy over there.” And I pointed to a skinny guy caused Channing is all muscly and stuff but guess who that skinny guy was? IT’S JOHN MOTHER O FUCKING CALLAGHAN.
You do know the one with the beautifully colored plumage is the male peacock and it only presents itself like that to attract the plain colored female, right?
So basically the only role your fabulousness has is to impress the plain ol’ me. And I may or may not give a fuck.
the last one omfg im so done
(Source: dboybaker, via thirstyfucker)